Friday, January 4, 2008

It's gonna be a great gossip year

You know that when, 4 days into the new year, Britney Spears is wheeled from her house in a gurney and then transported to the hospital, it's going to be a good year for ONTD, Perez, The Soup, TMZ, and the rest of them.

Did I mention I've also had a serious cold since 1/1/08 and have had nothing better to do than surf the net, cough, use up tissues, and get cabin fever for the past 4 days?

But, when the bar is set so high this early, what are we to do? Someone is going to have to OD or kill themselves to beat Hostage Brituation 2008?

Lilo and Jamielynn, I'm looking to you to do something drastic to get back in the hot seat on the Hollywood crazy train. Paris, you're "reformed" so I'm over you.

Maybe Nicole Richie will go postpartum and eat her baby. Wishful thinking.

Either way, I know I will not be at a loss for entertainment to distract me while I'm finishing up my last year of college.

BYE YA'LL

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